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Today’s post features photos from Anthony’s latest swordmaking session with Isobel. Elias likes these quite a lot.
What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further. Learn more about it in my FAQ.See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.
EmilyHenryWrite my NATURAL smell is tacos, my CHOSEN smell is brown sugar that fell into the stove burners and caught on fire
missambear I don’t understand why anyone pays to see scary movies when they could just look at my bank account statement for free.
Ethan_Booker SOME GUY KIM DAVIS’ ATTORNEY PAID TO DRESS UP LIKE THE POPE: I’m the Pope, I’m the Pope! Italiano. KIM DAVIS: holy guacamole
vornietom Randy Weber is my favorite politician whose name is a synonym for a spider who wants to fuuuuuck ;)
WBKnoblock Why would I buy a loofa? I’ve got two perfectly healthy cats.
donni Top 5 New Hats: 5) Cranium Stadium 4) Brain Cuddler 3) Sex Flexer 2) Secret Sandwich Dispenser 1) Double Decker Hat Hat
sheepandrobots Changing his name to “Proof” to address school picture extortion.
ATallOrder WHERE IS THE HATCHET/MY SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN CROSSOVER FIC THE WORLD DEMANDS?!
rstevens When I die, please donate my body to Arby’s
WBKnoblock Big deal, we’ve had running water on Earth for at least a couple hundred years.
vornietom Dancing in the 90s was the greatest because it was just jumping up and down. “What a great dancer” people would say about a jumping boy
respected_loner ME: my biggest weakness is i volunteer information without being asked. INTERVIEWER: haha, funny. cause i didnt ask, right? ME: i drink pee
Karate_Horse How long does having a goatee stay on your credit report
cloudypianos I’m a witch but like one of those solitary witches who watches a lot of netflix.
waferbaby Remember that time I found you could change your name in the HR system and Marissa read out my name as “Daddy Bogan” to all of Yahoo?
saladinahmed GOP already rejecting any sort of deal with Mars.
sween You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him add you to his professional network on LinkedIn.
dragnut NASA: we have found water on Mars. California: FUUUUUUUCK
nerdfaced Mars currently has more water than California.
ModernSauce I just don’t think I can workout AND floss on the same day. I’m not a superhero.
kellyasterisk I had a dream I was on a cooking competition show and Celine Dion was the judge and my cat laid on top of my dish and ruined it
donni Looking forward to slowly getting older until death
writtenper True story: When I was in college, my roommate and I were driving, saw a harvest/blood moon and got super excited. It was an Arby’s sign.
JElvisWeinstein I just walked through such a big spider web I was afraid I was in an origin story for a second.
morninggloria Imagine how chilling it must have been for people in the ancient past, seeing a blood-red moon in the sky and being unable to instagram it.
SomeChrisTweets While in orbit, an astronaut’s body undergoes many changes, most notably Space Puberty.
morninggloria Shout out to all the truly metal women whose periods came on the day of the super blood moon.
mjmimages Well—& this is just a suggestion—what if I worry about the problem until I’ve transformed it into a physical tic & a random sense of panic?
joshgondelman Blood Moon Rising is my goth CCR cover band.
AllieGoertz i’d be much happier if i used the time i spend deleting my browser history just continuing to fuck up my browser history.
BeTheBoy It’s 2015 and we still haven’t invented shower lasagna? I’m filthy and I want pasta.
vornietom I always adhere to the traveller’s motto: take only pictures, leave only self-important one star Yelp reviews
mountain_goats when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it will kill you. when the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine, it will kil
ruthbrarian Driving home from church listening to “Losing My Religion.” Thanks, radio
MattBellassai even when it looks like im not rolling my eyes, im actually in the middle of a longer, even slower eye roll
jessokfine What’s the worst music to be murdered to? I’d say jazz.
mallelis A movie where a trucker looking to murder drifters and a hitchhiker looking to kill drivers try to kill each other but fall in love instead
weinerdog4life The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and wolves, and jet skis, and specifically wolves on jet skis
50NerdsofGrey He felt the cold metal close around his wrist and realised he’d made a terrible mistake. Why on earth had he bought an Apple Watch?
muffpunch The other night I dreamed Tom Hanks was going around yelling “MUFFPUNCH!” and it’s basically all I think about now.
kerihw I’m like a shark, if I stop moving I find it hard to start moving again. No wait, not a shark, a lazy man. I’m like a lazy man.
SomeChrisTweets Growing up means letting love go, seeing raccoons, practicing bravery, more raccoons, earning self-worth, what do the raccoons want from us?
kevinseccia Take ten minutes and just comment “big deal” on a half a dozen Instagram posts.
toddalcott Just so you know: Flowers wave their genitals in the air all day long. And then we smell them.
apelad Burt’s Bees shampoo has “aqua (water, eau)” listed as the first ingredient, which I find ridiculum valde (very odd, très étrange).
pumpedlibrarian The most logical & superior celebration of tenure-awarding would be a huge sheet cake w/ dancing cats + words “It’s finally meow o’clock”
Interrobanggirl I’m not lonely. Do you know how many cat videos there are on the internet?
lantenengo If you think my resting bitch face is bad, wait until you see my active bitch face.
JimGaffigan If only self-hatred were an income source.
Cheeseboy22 I keep an extra pair of cargo shorts in my fanny pack and two extra fanny packs in my cargo shorts.
rstevens I like to push the limits of what’s comfortable, like letting my phone battery get below 80% before plugging it in
rstevens Pizza Rat, but carrying Trump’s hair.
BillCorbett If I could design a new Popemobile I’d include a Holy Grappling Hook and a Blessings Cannon.
TravLeBlanc Mercury is in retrograde? Now I feel old. I remember when grade was cool the first time around.
XOSchitzo Clowns love makeup sex.
joshgondelman Every time I hear an old guy yelling on the train, I get a little hopeful that it’s Bernie Sanders.
amydillon I was really counting on the English language to clean up its act before I had to help my kids with spelling.
MrsTomServo “Whoa, a lady eating a banana. Sexy. I enjoy having segments of my dick bitten off & chewed, so this is a huge turn-on for me.”
Pundamentalism /Ha – mildly amusing /Haha – funny /Hahaha – sarcastic laugh /Hahahaha – stayin’ alive
CourtneyBale Compliments I’d cherish: -Your face really knows what it’s doing -You have cheekbones -Your knees do not look like haunted baby faces
weinerdog4life The reviews are in and everyone agrees my Bert and Ernie fan fiction is gross
DanMentos Bob Barker, it’s like Bob Barker, but he’s a dog.
SamGrittner *puts out arm* *falcon lands on it, perfectly* “I want everyone to know: I trained this bird.” *mouths to falcon: who the fuck are you?*
Ivsy01 Heroes come in all forms. Mine happens to be this lady next to me at a stoplight eating ice cream, from a carton, with a spoon.
waferbaby Doing baby CPR on a mannequin, I blew so hard its chest popped off and its head came loose. I got this.
What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further. Learn more about it in my FAQ.See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.
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